Friend 1: Damn I Anal Blast 9000 Sara and she still can’t walk straight.
Friend 2: Holy shit that was like 4 days ago!!!
Friend 1: Hell yeah
Friend 2: Holy shit that was like 4 days ago!!!
Friend 1: Hell yeah
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Get the Anal Blast 9000 mug.Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.
Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"
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