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Anal Blast 9000

When you Anal a girl so hard she can’t walk straight up to a week.
Friend 1: Damn I Anal Blast 9000 Sara and she still can’t walk straight.
Friend 2: Holy shit that was like 4 days ago!!!
Friend 1: Hell yeah
by IDontknowwhattocallmtself June 29, 2018
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green blast

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.
Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"
by l33tLIES August 20, 2018
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yoga blast

When you cum in a girl either in the rectum or in the vagina while they are doing yoga.
I just yoga blasted my mom with the instructor watching.

Nice bro. Which I coulda watched.
by Twitch.tv/k00LAiiD_ June 16, 2019
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Eldritch Blast

A future Warlock's first words. Fun at parties!
"I cast Eldritch Blast."

"Yes, we know."
by Dndnerd180 September 23, 2020
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Raspberry Blast

Blowing a raspberry on the tip of a penis. It's also known as raspberry tipping.
My co-worker got a raspberry blast out on the porch. He said it was very good and also nice.
by 24hourprank July 29, 2021
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Biden Blast

Bobby dreamt of nothing else but getting Biden blasted
by Mystery sees as June 7, 2023
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The Callahan Baja Blast

The Baja Blast is when a man finishes in a woman’s mouth, she holds it in her mouth and drives her to Taco Bell. Where he buys her a Baja blast, she spits the semen into said Baja blast and continues to drink it all day.
Dude last night me and Christina did the Callahan Baja Blast.
by Superlitdood69 January 27, 2023
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