Chocolate bidet

When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness

“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”

by Yung_sexc_muthafuka December 30, 2021

Self-bidet

When a girl slouches back to pee on her butthole after taking a shit, effectively rinsing away the poop.

Jenny self-bidetted in the girl’s locker room.

by Tagger:P December 7, 2021

Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.

I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

The Dumbo Bidet

Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.

Have you joined the Dumbo Bidet mile-high club?

by simplyjames April 9, 2022

Redneck bidet

Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole

Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet

by Falkowitz December 8, 2020

Canadian Bidet

The act of wiping one's genitalia with a snowball

The Canadian Bidet is very refreshing

by cmfw369 December 18, 2020

Gold Bidet

The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.

There was no toilet paper so I had to give myself a Gold Bidet.

by BidenSniffsKids February 9, 2021