Alaskan Fan

For women: Having Explosive diarrhea and then releasing it into the fan, onto your partners face. You then proceed to take it up the ass until you have another explosive burst, all over your partners penis.

Man 1:My friend Olson, Man is he messed up. He let his sister give him an Alaskan Fan!
Man 2: Oh man! I'm never gonna talk to him again!

by Lincon202 October 24, 2011

Alaskan Narwhal Surprise

When a Narwhal bursts through the ice using it's lance like tooth to penetrate somone's anus.

My butt still hurts after that Narwhal gave me an Alaskan Narwhal Surprise.

by Badonski June 11, 2012

Alaskan Oil Rush

When your girlfriend has diarrhea you get her upside down and procide to have anal sex, when you are both about to climax you take your cock out of her ass and she begins to squirt the diarrhea over herself while you are cumming on her and you, then you begin to lick the diarrhea and cum off of each other.

Dave: I heard Paul gave Stacy and alaskan oil rush.

Richard: Yeah I saw them both coming out of there room, they looked pretty messy.

by Bralexe October 14, 2010

alaskan mummy

when one who is from alaska sleeps with their arms across their chest, giving the image of a mummy. they also constanstly fall off the bed during mid sleep thus waking up their female partner.

dude...i was sleeping like an alaskan mummy last night and ended up falling off the bed and waking my girl up

by alaskan mummy March 17, 2009

Alaskan Cornucopia

A blow job with pop-rocks in the mouth of the person sucking.

Steve: Dude! have you ever thought of having someone giving you a blow job with pop-rocks in their mouth?!?!

Daniel: You mean an Alaskan Cornucopia?

by Siegeis April 25, 2010

Alaska

keeping texas from being the largest state since 1959

dude with massive hat: allright! another year the biggest and the best!

dude with slightly smaller hat: (something in muffled texan).

dude with massive hat:say what? Alaska is the biggest state now? where even is Alaska?

dude with slightly smaller hat: (more muffled texan)

dude with massive hat: oh no, OH NO, we're not the biggest anymore!

*kodiak bear bursts into the room and eats the texans*

by bend over dobby June 14, 2018

Baked Alaskan Pipeline

When you have anal intercourse while using rubbing alcohol as lubricant. The giving party then takes a lighter and lights the receiving party's b-hole on fire.

Billy B's girl needed a skin graph after he gave her a Baked Alaskan Pipeline.

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014