silent alarm

When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.

My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.

by Oz October 10, 2003

Oklahoma Alarm Clock

A cruel joke in which you wake up your friend (or any individual) by hitting him repeatedly in the face with your dong.

Dude 1- "what an awful start to the morning"
Dude 2- "what happened to you?"
Dude 1- "Derek decided it would be funny to wake me up with his Oklahoma Alarm Clock"

by Power Snarf April 12, 2010

Big alarm

A codename used for someone (usually a woman/girl) who has a big ass, hence BIG alarm..,,

When you see a nice girl with a big butt you say to friends : Ooohh Big Alarm is here

Jonas: Look on my left, Big Alarm
Aleks: Mmmm it's so big!

by relaxo June 2, 2005

german alarm clock

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.

The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.

by DoTtEdT December 9, 2008

Bacon alarm

A device that emits high pitched beeps when you are grilling bacon. Sometimes used to detect fires, but very rarely.

better shut the kitchen door or the bacon alarm will go off

by doubledrat April 20, 2008

car alarm

a cerent sound that is fuckin anoying when your watchin your favorite show late at night a car alarm goes off for like 46min

so I was watchin summerland and a car alarm went off and i wrote lyrics now everytime I hear one I stand on my bed and I like:
~hello
~~im a car
~~~gassoline makes me run
~~~~back seat trunk space
~~~~~hello lets go for a ride
~~~~~~oil is my blood
~~~~~~~seat belts, radio knobs.
said by one of the most famous funny people I have herd Dane Cook

by Plays with squarrils July 18, 2006

Norwegian Alarm Clock

When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"

I gave my girl a norwegian alarm clock so she could make me a sandwich

by Joe Joe Ives December 17, 2011