aussie

stubby short wearing, meat pie eating, VB drinking cock smokers who spend all day drinking beer and shouting nonsense bullshit which no other nation gives a shit about.

Dazza: Oy. Where's the tomato sauce for my meat pie bitch?
Shazza: Its next to the Torana you drongo cock smoker!
Dazza: You want another black eye you tunnel cunted mole!

Aussie, aussie, aussie.... go get fucked!

by Little Indian January 11, 2008

Aussie Rules

Real football. Not like that pussy American shit. Who the fuck needs pads? Aussie rules football is exciting to watch, and doesn't always end up as a big pile of broad-shouldered gay men 2 seconds after the whistle has been blown. American football sucks balls.
English football is cool though.

Aussie rules is a real sport that requires skill and determination, rather than just strength and an IQ of 2.7.

by Rohan January 25, 2004

Aussie Rules

Nickname for Australian Rules Football, no padding, no helmets, just balls.

They play Aussie Rules in heaven, not Rugby.

by The Slater November 4, 2003

Aussie

1. They most retarded race of people on the plant.
2. Baddie
3. Anyone with an IQ of 60 or lower.
4. Dislike

God, you couldn't kill a level 1. You must be an Aussie.

by Kinkersdagreat April 17, 2010

Aussie

A derogatory term for the peoples of Australia, otherwise known as porcine dross.

Australians are flatulent, ugly, boorish and generally have the intellectual capacity of a slug. Universally loathed the world over, Aussies often delude themselves into believing they are a superior to other nations because they are world champions in minority sports such as women’s netball and toad racing

Widely ridiculed as utterly useless Aussies are in fact quite well suited to menial work such as pulling pints for Englishmen in London where they provide a valuable source of cheap labour.

The Aussies whineged incessantly as the Kiwis and Poms beat them again.

by Kiwi Bob February 25, 2007

Aussie Rules

the bast game to watch, better than that stupid american excuse for footy. no pads, just balls!

davo: did ya watch the footy last night?
cody: fuck yes GO THE CROWS!!!

by ozzy beamer April 10, 2005

Aussie

An aussie is a person belonging to an unhealthy, unhygenic, arrogant, overweight, drunk, ugly and rodent like species. Aussie's tend to have sexual intercoarse with their siblings and this is a normal practice in their households. An overwhelming majority of the species are racist and unemployed. In turn they live off hard working persons tax payments. The majority of these hard workers are in fact lebonese. Back to the filthy creatures, Aussie. Overall, they are blatantly, socially delayed, unethical, inbred, morbid and tend to abuse illicit drugs like marijuana. They are also under the influence of alchaholic beverages the majority of the time and start drinking at 10am. The also walk around barefoot and need to invest in shoes.

Anyone who calls themself Australian is an Aussie and they usually have red knecks.

by 123#321 July 8, 2011