Assititus

Undocumented medical condition resulting in chronic foul breath. The stinch resembling that of one who's consumed an extra large shit sandwich. Not to be confused with the garden variety halitosis, assititus has the ability to literally steal your breath away, peel the paint off of walls, and to cling to anyone within talking distance of the sufferer.

Offering a sufferer of assititus a breath mint,Tic-Tac, or gum to subdue the offensive smell is useless, as the result is similar to spraying airfreshner after taking a healthy dump, your left now with the scent of shitty roses or shitty pines...still shitty none the less.

Listerine couldn't put a dent in what's ailing his mouth, he's got a case of assititus.

by C.A. Stallworth April 24, 2006

Askitive

A person that likes to ask more then one question one after the other

She is a very askitive girl

by cookie baker February 3, 2010

assatude

having the attitude of an ass.

created by Dilshan and Ali

"Hey, check out that dude's assatude!"

by DillPickle1995 September 7, 2009

assident

an accident involving one or more people being an ass

This guy was tailgating me for miles, it's no surprise we got into an assident.

by Ryan Taurant September 22, 2009

ashit

A man with breath stankier than a grandma's one week unwashed diarrhoea ass

Man 1 : yo bro want some mints
Man 2 : no bro, I'm fine...

Man 1 : bro, ure an ashit rn. EAT THE FUCKING MINTS
Man 3 : bro it's no use. Ashit's cannot be saved

by Octopusgod April 18, 2020

assident

When you wipe your ass and accidently touch your dirty anus with your finger(s).

Harold wasn't paying attention in the bathroom and had an assident.

by Michael L. Johnson March 30, 2004

Assid

A dumb stupid bitch who is always depressed and lonely.

omg,she is such a assid.she probably does it for attention.

by Randomname6 June 6, 2020