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assbite

Severe Chaffing of your ass as a result of sitting on a dodgy chair for too long.
Man, this chair is giving me some serious assbite.
by Trev & Waf March 31, 2008
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assbitch

a whore who prefers to have anal sex rather than vaginal sex.
"lets go fuck the assbitch!"
by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 25, 2006
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creepy as shit

The sort of feeling most teenage girls get while walking on the street as they are stared at by older Hispanic (usually unattractive) men driving by in red pick-up trucks.

Often accompanied by a yellow, crooked smile with missing teeth, elevator eyes, perfectly symmetrical mustaches, dirty trucker hats/baseball caps, and practically always, a lawnmower or assorted landscaping tools in the back.

See also: any ex-boyfriend/girlfriend you've broken up with in the past who refuses to stop driving past your house everyday at 3:30 PM, shaking their left fist in remorse; your high school chemistry teacher who always seems put his leg on your desk while wearing short-shorts, giving you a close-up on his saggy balls.
Stay away from Baskin-Donuts on Fridays; I get the most creepy as shit looks from those landscaper truck guys.

Mr. Barry is creepy as shit.
by Somebody So Especial June 11, 2006
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nice as shit

"Yo you nice as shiiiiiit...like willad."
by lucas dan March 28, 2005
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Close Minded Asshats

The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.
Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.

If you do you are a close minded asshat.

(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)
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dumb as shit

Having the brain-capacity and memory-span of a pile of fecal matter.
M'lady, I do believe your son Henry is growing up to be quite as dumb as shit.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 11, 2003
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asshat

'you are such an asshat'
by jenna rae July 15, 2008
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