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Quit being such an ASSHAT! Your kinder to your hat than you are me! Let me ware your hat and put my finger in YOUR ass.
by cmhupp June 7, 2020
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Asshat

The 45th President of the United States' hair. Not the man, just the hair.
Whether it's real hair or a wig, whoever wears an asshat is, by definition, an ass.
by AlmostGrownUp September 6, 2020
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Asshatness

An enhanced negative manner of actions.
It was his asshatness that drove her away.
by Ja Zee September 9, 2020
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Asshat

The silly miniature sombrero tour guides put on their burros for tourists at the Grand Canyon.
That's some asshat right there.
by Bee Vomit October 11, 2020
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asshat

That asshat is going to build that wall.
by EVAmyLeeMetalhead April 16, 2017
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Asshat

One who has his head up his ass, therefore appearing to wear his ass as a hat.
What an asshat!
by Jeanien May 24, 2017
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asshat

Definition 1: A person who has their head squarely up their own ass, wearing it like a hat.
Definition 2: A red baseball style hat proclaiming "Make America Great Again".
"Look at that asshat wearing that asshat."
"An asshat is included in the Racist Old White Man starter pack."
by Ya_mom May 25, 2017
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