Asshat

One who has his head up his ass, therefore appearing to wear his ass as a hat.
What an asshat!
by Jeanien May 24, 2017
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Asshat

Another name for an asshole, shithead, anything like that
Person 1“God, Tom is such an asshat
Person 2“What the fuck in an asshat”
by Left_Click.-.- December 16, 2019
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Asshat

by Tiktiktik November 03, 2019
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Asshat

An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.
St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.”

David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"
by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017
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asshat

A person who wears their ass on their head, in other words they don’t tend to be conscious of their surroundings.
Kayla doesn’t pick up her feet when she walks, Kayla is an asshat
by Doin it for Dale May 14, 2020
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Asshat

A very rude person
Pronounced (ass-hat)
Also can be written my preferred way, arsehat.
Isn’t Jack so rude?
Yeah, he’s such an asshat!
by NoahNeverKnocks February 22, 2022
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Asshat

A form of hat worn over one's ass to protect the ass cleavage from foreign inavsions.
Usually normal people like to use the term 'pants'
Joe: Dayem! Look at her asshat...
by ifuck pro June 09, 2019
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