Ashton

Ashton is a short, young child that is a little bit overweight. for some strange reason, he loves profusely using the N-word. he has long, dark brown hair and brown eyes. he has a strange obsession with making random noises on discord, and middle eastern songs that involve religion, such as Allah, Israel, being "Haram", etc. he loves to insult and poke fun at people for literally anything, despite the fact that he has many mockable qualities himself, such as the fact that he lives in a place completely deprived of chocolate milk.

ashton: "pppfffffffffffffffft Nigger!"

Person: "ok, now explain why yo-

ashton: "fuck off I'm playing hoi4"

by alrighty_tighty March 18, 2020

Ashton Kutcher

Hott...awsome actor n just an awesome Guy for my friend megan!!

Ashton is the best guy ever!

by Brooke September 15, 2004

Ashdon Martin

the definition of "Cool" has a heathy mix of his Dominican styles with a rich African Heritage knows how to handle himself if jumped.

you feelin Ashdon today?

That kid is pretty Ashdon LOOK OUT!

by Amar March 23, 2004

ashtonitus

Ashtonitus is a disease. When you start to stutter, or slur words, and say things completely out of order, where no one understands you because you sound stupid, it's because you have a bad case of Ashtonitus. If you find yourself reading, talking, or writing as if you were dyslexic, just call it when you see it, and it should go away shortly.

ugh...muhnamuhna..ummurm...Who does this belong bamboo to?.. grrd damit.. Darn Ashtonitus!

by nicole asuncion May 2, 2007

ashton irwin

a dick who constantly bullies me yet calls himself my best friend.

ashton irwin is my best friend, but he’s such a sassy pants istg

by pikachuwhyisthistaken November 30, 2019

ashton

he’s good in the bed and he dating alyssa 🤩

ashton and alyssa are so cute together 🤩 they gon last foreva

by fortnitedawg December 1, 2019

ashton kutcher

gorgeous man who has great hair and a sexy body

i am mrs. ashton kutcher so back off :)

by juney cromer August 4, 2007