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Advanced Hasselhoffing

The act of secretly setting up a "My Pictures Slideshow" Screen saver composed of a collection of David Hasselhoff photos.

Spawned from our corporate success of the original Hasselhoffing posted by wowblagger.
You ass. I was in the middle of a presentation when my screen-saver kicked in displaying my "new" collection of Hasselhoff photos...thanks for that.

Thats Advanced Hasselhoffing my friend.
by godHasselhoffSucks June 5, 2007
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Advantage

Something an underdog really has while pretending not to. People would rather the underdog triumph than the one described as the favorite.
He/she was full of shit by calling himself/herself an underdog, but knew that he/she could gain an advantage on an opposing person/team by calling himself/herself an underdog (and end up facing less adversity by doing so while placing more adversity on the opponent, throwing the game/race, a way to get support from people who would not otherwise support them), or claiming that he/she had lower odds overall. Really, since he/she was playing all sides, he/she could always end up on the side that triumphed, as long as people allowed it.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020
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Arvanka

Arvanka has two meanings/definitions
Meaning#1- hand in hand( like holding hands)
Meaning#2- side by side ( like standing side by side)
Example #1-
The newlyweds stood arvanka at their wedding as the bride looked into her new husband's eyes.

Example#2-

The newlyweds walked arvanka into the dance never letting their hands slip away from one another.
by Willow 923 December 28, 2017
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Arvanit

Arvanit is an guy name. Arvanit’s tends to be smart, kind, handsome and a good friend. He’s tall and really good looking. If you know an Arvanit, well congratulations, the name is really rare and they are one of the best persons you’ll know.

Arvanit’s are also good in bed and has large penises (17-25cm), they are good at kissing. Everyone would love to date him, if he’s your partner everyone will be jealous! He protects his friends and he’s loved by everyone around him and even people that he doesn’t know. He helps people a lot and he doesn’t care about races.
Arvanit has such a big dick

Arvanit is great in bed

Arvanit is such a goos friend
by Urban123456789123456789 April 8, 2020
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advantage whore

The type of bitch who waits for you to fuck up even if it's just slightly, then goes and exposes you and makes you feel like complete shit over over one tiny mistake. She will take advantage over absolutely anything and everything thing.. gotta watch out for these hoes
AW: Omg cindy!
Cindy: what??
AW: Josh just fucked me over big time!
Cindy: how?? Omg..
AW: He was messaging sarah! He talks to her like everyday!
(Josh was talking about work or something casual and harmless, The Advantage Whore knows it was like the first time they messaged, she was just bored and shit).
by anonymous asf April 18, 2015
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araneta

One who scratches his balls and reports it to the teacher
Hey I will go do Araneta
by oi9p8o.668.o December 10, 2017
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Advanced Thiccness

When a doggo far outweighs your average thicc boi, it becomes advanced thiccness.
When Sarah's friend shiba inu weighed 90 lbs, four times the average weight of a adult male shiba inu, it was a case of advanced thiccness.
by Baalx August 10, 2018
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