max anderson

A german parkourist who sexually identifies as a paint covered door knob most know for his run in with the police when destroying a bathroom and renovationing it with large furniture because of a mental retardation and severe depression. He dropped out of his highschool in moscow to live with his father Geoff who regretted his birth and gets sexual gratification from tables

Man that max anderson guy is such a retard

by Geoff lover November 25, 2018

a lucky anderson

a lucky anderson is where a girl beats off a guy and shoves her thumb in his ass, then when he is coming she yanks out her thumb in the same way you use your thumb to make a popping sound with your thumb in your cheek.

"Man she gave me a lucky anderson and I came like a wildcat!''

by DOZ August 4, 2012

Julian (Big Money) Anderson

A very sexy man named Julian Anderson who’s money is all slightly larger than average. Because Al of his dollar bills are 1/4 inch bigger than the normal one he achieves the title of (Big Money).

Julian (Big Money) Anderson was walking downtown when he was attacked by werewolves, using his slightly larger than average money he killed them all.

by Earth First! September 3, 2022

andes candies

having anal sex after rubbing vick's vapo rub on your penis.
it give a burning and cooling sensation all at the same time.

so called because andies candies is mint covered in chocolate

my girl wanted to try somthn new and was workin my last nerve so i used vicks instead of lube and gave her some andes candies. that shut her up

by CHINO MALO October 3, 2007

Anderson Cooper

the embodiment of "coolness"

Anderson Cooper is so cool, everytime CNN solely shows his face on the screen it's an expression of absolute professionalism making all other correspondents of the channel flinch and fear for their jobs.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, in a fight with Wolf Blitzer (Wolf Blitzer!!) he will instantly gain the upper hand just by standing there and posing the Cooper.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, the commercial promoting his show Anderson Cooper 360 doesn't even need off-screen commenting which explains when it's actually broadcasted.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, when he's reporting in an Iraqi war zone both insurgents and US Army won't fire a single shot because of his presence. Officers of both sides will usually order their squads to "coop up" to bridge this time of temporary rest.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, these sentences neither deny nor further endorse that because it goes without saying.

by BulligerVerstand December 25, 2008

Andeta

The most beautiful girl in the world with big booty. Damn she's so sexy so beautiful.Every guy wants her but she didn't want them be as andeta

The most beautiful girl in the world with big booty. Damn she's so sexy so beautiful.Every guy wants her but she didn't want them be as andeta

by [e-mail] January 3, 2017

Darrin Anderson

a guy who pulls a gay action or move, or being very controlling and gay to his girlfreind. aswell as forgetting all about your freinds becouse you are to pussy whipped

1.)i was soo mad at my girlfreind last night for ditching me to go to her grandmas wake that i got drunk at a gay bar and woke up with a pine cone in my ass... man i was a darrin anderson last night 2.) i just pee'd sitting down just like a "darrin" 3.) hey guys do u wanna get hot chocolate and watch the waves down by the beach?... dude what are u a darrin?

by anomois March 7, 2009