amazon

I Amazon.

Dude you live in your van, where do you piss? I Amazon. I piss in a drink container.

by Karma Lodro April 27, 2021

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Amazon slaves

Amazon slaves are the people who work for the Amazon delivery service and package, known for their slavery like work hours and the lack of labour rights, in fact they are more like slaves than workers.

Wow those Amazon slaves I felt pity of them

by Hippoliver August 10, 2022

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amazon roulette

When you've been drinking, buy things on Amazon, forgot you bought things while drinking, and random items show up at your house.

Apparently I played amazon roulette the other night because I have no idea what the boxes on my doorstep are.

by mooyo June 4, 2016

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amazoned

When you buy something on amazon.

Person1: Hey Nice shoes, where did you buy them? Person2: Thanks , i amazoned them last week.

by KoroOW February 7, 2018

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Amazon

A platform for online shopping

Let me order socks off of Amazon.

by Winniespooh March 29, 2023

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Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.

"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"

by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015

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