Almost

A word that doesn't count except in horseshoes, hand grenades, and goverment work. (Also associated with the words, "close," "nearly," and "just about.")

We almost made it.

I almost won the powerball.

by SZBOI September 14, 2010

allosexism

belief or assumption that being allosexual is the only way to be, or best way to be

It's allosexism to believe that asexuals are just "broken."

by JustToBeQueer May 9, 2015

alto saxaphone

One of several instruments in the saxaphone family. The saxaphone is often confused with the saxophone, a wind instrument invented by Adolphe Sax in 1840. Saxaphone is a word used by uneducated simpletons that need to spend more time near a dictionary and less time trying to associate themselves with the many facets of coolness offered by the saxophone and legitimate saxophone players world-wide.

For sale: one used saxaphone. I'm not sure if it's a tenor or alto, I'm not a musician.

by Paulie C May 3, 2005

Allosexual

1 (joking) Someone who is sexually attracted to the fearsome dinosaur Allosaurus.
2 Someone whose favorite dinosaur is Allosaurus. They are such a huge stan for Allosaurus that they refer to themselves as Allosexuals. See also: Tyrannosexual.

Leslie: Yo check out the Allosaurus exhibit on your right.
Jenn: Omg what the heck that's the sexiest dinosaur I've ever seen, I'm officially an Allosexual now.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 5, 2021

Aljosa

Probably one of the coolest guys you'll meet. Very funny guy who always finds a way to make you smile. Childlike behavior, people often think he's a douchebag. Has a goofy personality when he's comfortable with people around him. Mildly spoiled and very popular amongst girls. Tries to be a bad boy and act tough but he is actually a very sweet guy. Very athletic (probably a football player) and hot looking. He's very caring and will do anything for his friends. If you need a true friend who you can trust, he is the one. He can be very stubborn and he thinks he's "always right". Likes to be "in control". Emotionally immature, but very intelligent and talented.

- Look at this guy, I think he plays soccer.
- Yeah, he's name is Aljosa. He goes to my school.

by Scorpasc January 21, 2022

That's Almost Enough For Fish 'n Chips

1.) A statement used to describe an inadequate sum of money, even if it is a large amount that would more than adequately pay for something.

2.) A statement used to express sarcasm at an absurd notion.

3.) A statement that can describe any amount of anything.

Alternate pronunciation: "You're just short of fish 'n chips!"

That's almost enough for fish 'n chips!

by Frackin'Amazin' June 19, 2010

altoid

"Tripping balls" on drugs, ie, quite high indeed.
The more intense version of alto.

We're all alto, but she is fucking altoid over there.

by Behest October 29, 2007