Albert Einstein

Most famous physicist of the 20th century. His publications in 1905 are regarded as the beginning of a new era in physics. He made discoveries on Brownian motion, the photoelectric effect, special relativity, and energy equivalence. In his paper "Does the Inertia of a Body Depend Upon Its Energy Content?" published in late 1905, he propesed the equation E=mcc, his most famous equation. This equation says that an object at rest posseses energy. Therefore that mass is energy. What most people don't know is that Einstein did not discover this equation, Olinto de Pretto, a little know Italian physicist published the equation in 1903. Although it is possible that Einstein did not know about de Pretto's publications many historians believe that Einstein did have knowledge of de Pretto's dicoveries and did not acknowledge them in his publications.

Einstein was a great physicist even though he plagiarized

by Felipe Andrade April 21, 2005

penis allergy

Used to describe a woman that is a lesbian.

John: "Dude, I've been trying to put the moves on Katie for months now. She just won't budge!"
Mike: "Didn't you hear, man? She has a penis allergy."
John: "Oh, well that explains a lot..."

by Prescott Peterson June 30, 2011

allergies

Crappy feeling you get when your body doesnt like something or when the seasons hate you and make you feel sickish.

girl: achoo!!
boy: bless you! are you sick?
girl: nawh its my damn allergies

by missKay&missBee September 24, 2011

allerjesus

The god you curse when your allergies are acting up.

Alternate definition, an allergic reaction to any Christian or Christian Organization.

Damn you, Allerjesus, my eyes are all red and puffy!

Oh, I shouldn't have gone near that Republican convention, now my allerjesus are acting up.

by Dan Lancer March 1, 2009

albert winestein

Any person who, after drinking large amounts of alcohol, begins to act as if they are smarter than they really are.

Don't try having a conversation with Dave...he goes from nice guy to Albert Winestein in 3 pints.

by Nick Charles February 1, 2007

Albert Collins

A famous blues guitarist, singer and songwriter who lived from October 1, 1932 - November 24, 1993. His primary nicknames are the "Ice Man" or "Master of the Telecaster." He is also a distant relative of Lightnin' Hopkins. Albert is most famous for his fingerstyle playing, "open F-minor tuning," use of a capo and live performances.

That album by Albert Collins sure is awesome.

by The guitarist July 5, 2007

Alberoni

Alberoni is usually a canadian male;; he may or may not be a robot. Alberoni loves pasta. A male named Alberoni usually has a bangin' body. Alberoni is possibly a cave-man. He goes hunting in the cold ice of Canada every morning and he rides polar bears to school because he is a fucking canadian and that is what canadians do. He probably goes to the bathroom about 7 times a day. He thinks he has swag (he doesn't) but he is still a good person. He likes wearing wife-beaters and anything that is RED. Alberoni is not a dog. He is fluent in german and chinese probably. He does 57 jumping-jacks every morning. He has an obsession with licking envelopes. He likes pouring tacky glue all over his naked body. He sometimes eats athlete's foot cream. He wishes he were born a lemur. Other than that though, he's k3wl.

Wow bro look at that Alberoni he is such a badass lolz I bet he just ate sum athlete's foot cream

by peepee diddy October 3, 2011