The Alison Staples

when your eating a girl out and she pisses in your mouth

I was eating this girl out last night and she did The Alison Staples

by ooddolwn April 19, 2020

Cole Alison

The nicest coolest person you’ll ever meet. :) and I mean ever. He has a Chic-Fil-A but it’s relatable lmao. He has the cutest little brothers and used to post thirst traps but we don’t talk about that...-Carli Ceretti :)

Cole Alison is amazing at hockey and cooks eggs on his side walk

by anonymous October 25, 2020

Kay-Alise

The prettiest princess in Jamaica.

Wow You're almost as pretty as Kay-Alise

by Chukungynya December 1, 2021

Xa Adiseo timelinias

In real world, the Earth takes 365.6 days to orbit the sun, forcing us to use messy "leap year" patches to fix the calendar. In this system named Xa Adiseo timelinias, this glitch is solved by recalibrating the clock so a year is exactly 365 days. By distributing those extra 0.6 days into every second of the year, the timeline becomes perfectly aligned without leap years, making time accurate, understandable, and fair.

Xa Adiseo timelinias is a good system which makes people happy who are born on leap years.

by Aditya's ADI.2 March 13, 2026

sheep shagger alison

a term for a woman who has sex on regular occasions with sheep

hey look at that sheep shagger alison

by george ingham March 3, 2011

Doing an Alison

Having sex

"Have you and Jonnie ever been caught doing an Alison?"
"Not yet, luckily"

by Taes Gurl November 23, 2019

You have to pack a few Adrians before you get a Alisson

You have to get with a few ugly/average person before you can get with the best of the best most attractive ones

The term relates to the packing of a player on ultimate Fifa with adrian being a much worse rating then Alisson and Alisson being the best of the best.

“Hey man I kissed this really bad looking girl last night my game is soo off”
“Remember what I said bro you have to pack a few adrians before you get a alisson”

by Alissonbeckerthegoat May 25, 2022