alan waked

When a character on a video can't run for a long period of time. It comes from the game Alan Wake where the main character can't run far without running out of breath.

*character runs out of breath*
"for gods sake, you've Alan Waked!"

by Mclarenmick February 1, 2014

alan wong

A guy with a tiny penis so microscopic that ants can't even find it.

Girl 1: Met this guy last night in a bar.
Girl 2: No way! What was his name?
Girl 1: Alan Wong
Girl 2: Oh hell no! Stay away from that micropenis! I heard he can't even last two seconds!

by Fastman69 January 24, 2018

Alan Walker

Alan Walker is a Norwegian music producer born on 24th August 1997.

He is best known for his 2014 song Fade. You will find this song on pretty much any YouTube tutorial from 2014 - 2018. Most of his "fanbase" only know this song and possibly his 2015 song Spectre. In way, he is the new Kevin Macleod.

You either like Alan Walker's music or you don't.

by BrickSpace December 14, 2020

alan

the best boyfriend ever. so cute and so hot. funniest boy ever. sexy a f

“have you seen alan?” “yeah man, hes out being the best boyfriend ever!”

by #daddy’sgirl123 March 3, 2019

Alan Hensley'd

To become irate at a mere suggestion that does not match someone though process. Marked by sarcastic questioning, referencing to business models, lots of talk about how much sense that makes etc. Also shown by playing ping pong with complete strangers and being comfortable enough to take off your shirt while drinking heavily and making other party so uncomfortable they immediately stop all alcohol consumption

He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas

He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas

by Matt the Vag Pounder July 14, 2011

do an Alan

To convince everyone that your work is far more complex and time consuming than it really is and then get undesirable work dumped on coworkers.

I'm going to do an Alan so I can slack off.

by Anon Le Mouse August 26, 2007

Doing an Alan

To buy oneself two meals from the canteen before lunch time so as to eat both of them by the end of the day.

He did an Alan for most of this month and has put on 10lbs.

by pula November 4, 2004