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Akward Cthulhu

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulhu).
"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulhu."
by Chaz Mickaels April 3, 2009
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S.V.T. Award or Sandy Vagina Trophy

The Sandy Vag Trophy is given to your buddy/buddies who are acting like little bitches. They are the ones who refuse to drink as much as you or come up with excuses not to drink or have a good time with you and the rest of your pals. Tell them to get the sand out of their pussies and give them the S.V.T.!!!
Dude, you definitely get the S.V.T. Award or Sandy Vagina Trophy (more commonly referred to the SVT) for last night! you barely drank any and you passed out 5 hours before everybody else, you little bitch! Next time power wash the sand from your vag and be a man!
by Eazy-E 47 XLVII February 8, 2010
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kevin bacon special award

slapping a girls ass with bacon while having doggy style sex
one time i gave her a kevin bacon special award
by mutterbuttersutter November 16, 2010
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Dyke A. Noughnuts Award

Award given by ACLE (American Coalition for Lesbian Expansion) bi-annually to a lesbian couple that exemplifies outstanding lesbian-ish qualities and provides community contributions the aids towards the extermination of heterosexuality as a whole in the Carson City, NV Metropolitan Area.

(Alternate Definition for the Straight Community: A sign that the GLBT community needs to be lynched and castrated)
"Hey! Did you hear that Anita Bush and her life partner Clearly Shaven won the Dyke A. Noughnuts Award?"
by Pressy Franchise January 4, 2009
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award ceremony

when your friend decides to shower with you and put the penis up the butt and spank em in showers. And masturbate together and paint the shower with your cum and makes the bathroom beautiful. And giving your mom a heart attack.
award ceremony wapppppp
by quartz89 January 27, 2022
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Chuckie Award

A person receives the Chuckie Award for being the drunkest person at a social gathering. This award is named in honor of a neighbor who had some legendary drunken mishaps at several neighborhood parties.
Craig: Who's going to win the Chuckie Award tonight?
Mike: I think it's Rob, he's been drinking shots of whiskey all night!
by MrJLo1 January 1, 2009
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Chuckie Award

A person receives the Chuckie Award for being the biggest drunk at a social gathering. This award is named for a neighbor who had some legendary drunken mishaps at several neighborhood parties.
Craig: Who's going to win the Chuckie Award tonight?
Mike: I think it's Rob, he's been drinking shots of whiskey all night!
by MrJLo1 January 2, 2009
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