Abortion Chili

Similar to a typical chili recipe, but instead of beans, you use bean size abortions

“Yeah it took a lot of time to collect the materials but I finally made my first batch of abortion chili. Crunchy!

by Bigboolin May 17, 2019

abort an aberration

While doing something, to realize, through an epiphany, that it is meaningless/retargerous, and therefore abandon the project before it turns into a Frankenstein nightmare

I'd rather abort an aberration than go travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016

Palm Abortion

another term for masturbation

"Man, fuck this shit I'm about to go drink some rum and perform a palm abortion!"

"Who needs a girlfriend when you can perform a palm abortion whenever you want?"

by ab421 September 10, 2011

Failed Abortion

A horrible insult that, if said by a parent to their child, is an indicator of domestic abuse.

"Tasha's father used to call her a failed abortion."
"I'd like to punch that man right in the face."

by DannySnuts51515 February 18, 2019

Oral abortion

Fucking a really pregnant girl and the baby inside her sucks your dick

"Sorry to here about your loss how did u lose ur daughter"

"I knew she was going to be retarded so I gave her an oral abortion"

by Caitlin Jenners third nut April 20, 2017

late-abortion

A child who is unwanted by their parents leading to rejection.

'Gary wanted to be a girl, his father made him a late-abortion.
'Look at Gary, he's a late-abortion

by robster the lobster March 28, 2018

aborting coitus

An exlamatory phrase used by the male individual prior to sex after surreptitiously sniffing his fingers which have swabbed the vagina of his potential mate.

Benjamin pushed his index finger deeply into the prostitute's vagina, and while she wasn't looking, sniffed it. It smelled like rotten fish and old cheese, so he screamed 'ABORTING COITUS' and ran from the room.

by CosmicBuffalo October 21, 2015