avocado sized mf

A baby growing in a belly

This avocado sized mf is kicking my ass today

by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020

Avocado sized mf

A small baby in the womb

This avocado sized mf is kicking my ass today

by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020

Blue Avocado

Someone who is terrible at the game Fall Guys.

Spencer is such a blue avocado

by Betatestertard July 30, 2022

Avocado Wings

Feeling fly af, whether it’s a mood or in a situation.

‘I just got laid, I got my avocado wings 🥑💸’

by KlevisJones33 August 2, 2022

Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

sidewards avocado cap

same as cap, it means lie or

my mom: im younger than you
me: thats sidewards avocado cap

by misssophcupcake June 24, 2022

Avocado Taost

When you misspell avocado toast.

Ben Dover : What do you want to order?
Mike Oxsmall : Avocado Taost
Ben Dover : You Illiterate Dipshit.

by Egghplants November 15, 2022