anonymous golden shower

When you are using a toilet that was already filled with pee, and the water splashes up against you when you use it, giving you a golden shower from someone you do not know.

person 1: "I was using this toilet with pee i didn't bother to flush, and when i dropped my dump, it splashed all over me! It was quite the anonymous golden shower."
person 2: "Sexy."

by caiorgasm April 5, 2010

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Hip Hop Anonymous

Songs with incomprehensible words and similar beats to previous songs.

Doesn't matter how loud you listen to Hip hop anonymous you still wont understand the words, maybe that is why so many people drive around blarring their music.. they are really asking for help with an interpretation.

by BeatDown93 August 25, 2011

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anonymous office leftover miser

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.

guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"

by NickyLags October 17, 2010

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Anonymous

I'm not anonymous.... You just didn't ask... Wait... Did I do this one already? No? Shit.... Do you get it least? Do you.... Do you get the joke? Nah... You don't get it...

Hym "My question is: If I was having such a substantial and negative impact, why didn't you ask? Huh? A priori assumption that I would lie? Then again I defined my name... So, not really anonymous. At the same time, you dumb motherfuckers don't really need to know who I am. Ya'll are crazy as shit. Crazy and dumb. Solipsistic narcissists, all of you. I'm sure I've said this all before but in case I haven't... Yeah... That... You filth pigs are nuts! If I had created you I would have surrounded you in an infinitely expanding mesh of space-time too! Look at yourself! Absolutely bonkers. And how do I know? Cus you're reading this. It's been like 7 years you freak! Why are you still here? I mean, I forced you to do it (at first) but now you're doing it cus you like it you slut!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2023

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Slackers Anonymous

a group of people who instead of participating in the game, sit on the bench and remain there for the most part of the game until all of the good players are tired.

see: benchwarmers

Now that the seniors graduated, the Slackers Anonymous may die away if more people don't start slacking!

by ;alksjdfasd June 3, 2009

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