Andres

Guy who makes bad jokes that sound similar to dad jokes. Thinks he's "hip" but is actually just dumb and funny. Takes major L's daily.

Guy 1-"you know what comes before physical strength? herpes."
Guy 2-"bro that was such an andres joke get out"

by Boneappleteeth November 26, 2016

Andres

Extremely tall and sexy Mexican man with a schlong that can destroy mountains.

Check out that Andres.

by allquip October 23, 2014

Andres

My son..the love of my life.... tqm papito...

my son Andres is Beautiful and so Amazing..

by Familia DPM March 24, 2010

Andre

Andre Is the best person alive he gets all the girls he is so nice he always knows how to cheer someone up he will know how you are felling always a Andre is strong mentally and mostly physically the are good at any sport the try and are also great leaders.

I was walking down the street and there was this Andre looking guy he was so handsome

by www.wikapedia.com January 8, 2019

Andre

A Male whom quite doesnt understand that not a soul on this wretched plant likes him. The Andre in question is annoying, borderline retarded, has a thing for ankles and enjoys licking the dirt underneath my boot. Most people find Andre alright at first but then quickly realise they're dealing with an Andre.

Oh my god why are you being such an Andre!!!

by HoodratHoudini April 14, 2019

Andres

Does the tornadoe twist

Andres is Elijah’s brother and there both fat

by Your soft April 19, 2019

Andres

Cutest guy you'll meet. Features: Tall,athletic body, very interesting, active and passionate. Awesome kisser. Stylish. Could be very arrogant but backs it up and most of the time he'll vote himself the best

Man andres is my idol, i wish i had as much girls as him.

by Realist Dicationary March 20, 2017