Alphabet soup

That ever-expanding collection of sexual minorities that identify themselves with initialisms or acronyms that are more or less completely opaque to the uninitiated.

Includes, principally, the LGBT spectrum (LGBTQIQGQASA...) and the kink spectrum (BDSM, CBT, D/s, etc.)

Quinn was an asexual lesbian hermaphrodite, and a submissive masochist -- and therefore didn't swim in the alphabet soup, but dived in it.

by DancingKali November 6, 2011

alphina

A cute gall (;

Wow, she's cute and smart, She must be Alphina

by My name means "Prince" October 27, 2017

Alpacalypse

Al-pak-uh-lips

An apocalypse theory where a herd of alpacas (A llama-related member of the camel family) come to attack our planet and spit double rainbows.

1- "This has been a really awful day."

" At least it wasn't the alpacalypse!"
2- "I better say my goodbyes, tomorrow is the alpacalypse."

by Murf The Alpaca Raiser December 12, 2011

Alper

Best man in the world. According to rumors he can defeat Chuck Norris

Alper is a Great person who can do almost anything.

by Alpanator December 11, 2018

alpaca sex

When an event gets so out of hand that the actions taking place are just plain disturbing and wrong.

Okay, you guys need to chill out! It's really starting to feel like alpaca sex here!

by Jam Cly September 4, 2006

alphamalism

When a douche bag displays characteristics of being an Alpha Male and thinks he's the stuff.

That guy should give up his alphamalism, he pisses everyone off.

by B to the Rock December 31, 2004

alphabooty

The female that takes priority over a plethora of other females being played. The alphabooty female is often considered as having higher status than other hos and baby's mommies.

I hit that ho all weekend, but on Monday morning, it's back to alphabooty.

by amedeo henry February 5, 2008