small smelly peice of shit who thinks he is big and bad but he likes to eat his moms crunchy leaf tampon for breakfest also ejoys giving his bro chad a rimjob "robby hey u know what kind of cell phone this is its my kind of cell phone hahaha"
evan"what a smeely peice of shit"
david"look at that crusty asshole"
blake"mmm i want to tap his little dirty ass"
david"blake u faggot he is all webbs bitch".
david"look at that crusty asshole"
blake"mmm i want to tap his little dirty ass"
david"blake u faggot he is all webbs bitch".
by lunch table October 17, 2004

When an individual sees a picture of themselves and can't remember when it was taken. Named after Robbie Spratt.
me *takes picture of Robbie*
-next day-
Robbie - "when the hell did you take this"
me - "yesterday"
Robbie - "i dont remember"
Robbie has the Robbie Effect
-next day-
Robbie - "when the hell did you take this"
me - "yesterday"
Robbie - "i dont remember"
Robbie has the Robbie Effect
by Dood32624 June 15, 2010

The most non-homosexual man on the planet. He is way cooler than the Mars Volta and The Libertines, who basically suck cock for bus fare, then walk home.
Antonym - Homosexual
Antonym - Homosexual
"Oh my God, I swear, I don't know how it happened Janet! Robbie Williams just walked by me on the street and now I am pregnant!"
by Izak Zimmon October 11, 2006

by PainTol August 6, 2016

A handsome man who kidnaps obese children and forces them to work out before returning them to there parents. He might even return them with a gym membership to make his mark
Parent:son do not go to that man. Child:but why daddy. Parent:He’s a workout robbie Child:how can you tell? Parent:He’s holding a gym membership card
by Evilerskull September 16, 2018

by Br4inDe4dOllie March 29, 2022

You: My favorite Harry Potter character besides Harry himself is Fagrid.
Me: Played by Robbie Cocaine.
You: Yeah.
Me: Rest in peace Robbie Cocaine.
Me: Played by Robbie Cocaine.
You: Yeah.
Me: Rest in peace Robbie Cocaine.
by gregben October 16, 2022
