Your father's at the milk store, right?
by _lupical May 22, 2022
Get the your fathermug. Father Nomad is a anti religious cult leader who is trying to eliminate toxicity on Omegle.
Father Nomad can be found in video games and on social platforms throughout the internet. His followers are called his children or Nomadic disciples.
Father Nomad can be found in video games and on social platforms throughout the internet. His followers are called his children or Nomadic disciples.
by Father Nomad February 12, 2021
Get the Father Nomadmug. A Butt Father is a man who in a relationship, short or long, is the one who penetrates the other's posterior at all times.
It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.
One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.
A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.
Plural is Butt Fathers.
It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...
It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.
One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.
A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.
Plural is Butt Fathers.
It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...
"I am the Butt Father in this relationship, so get on your mother-fucking knees!" - Abusive Arsehole
by GentlemanChapNuts October 16, 2010
Get the Butt Fathermug. Girl 1: All these fuck boys but who's the fuck father.
Girl 2: I don't know but he probably works for Fox News
Girl 2: I don't know but he probably works for Fox News
by hermionemate September 29, 2015
Get the fuck fathermug. by sea_monster June 16, 2013
Get the Fathers Daymug. A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH
by BrookieJay February 9, 2014
Get the convenience fathermug. Father's Day is today! Make sure you spend time with your father, and make sure to make him feel loved and appreciated. If you've lost your father, then recite good memories you've shared with him. If you've never met your father, then celebrate it with a father you know, or with a grandfather! 😃
by Wilted Roses June 15, 2019
Get the Father's Daymug.