When a spaz meets a plank! The bastard child of Dumb and Dumber! too stupid to be simply labeled a spaz, too backwards to be simply labeled a plank - spaz plank.
"Darn Pa, I seems to have spilt moms cherryade on the dawg again"
"Shit Rufus you spaz plank, you're no son o' mine"
"Shit Rufus you spaz plank, you're no son o' mine"
by Liam J. Taylor April 29, 2008
Get the spaz plankmug. by hellsyeah August 21, 2008
Get the Spaz Mongermug. Friend 1: “Dude you won’t believe what happened last night in bed.”
Friend 2:” what happened bro?”
Friend 1: “My penis was shaking and jiggling and it bled everywhere. It took a while to lick it all up.”
Friend 2: “Now that’s what I call Spaz dick, heh.”
Friend 2:” what happened bro?”
Friend 1: “My penis was shaking and jiggling and it bled everywhere. It took a while to lick it all up.”
Friend 2: “Now that’s what I call Spaz dick, heh.”
by Yeaandlaws1200 April 19, 2024
Get the Spaz Dickmug. Spaz‚ short for Franchi SPAS-12 is a combat shotgun designed and manufactured by the Italian firearms company Franchi from 1979 to 2000. It is known for its distinctive appearance and dual-mode operation, allowing the user to switch between semi-automatic and pump-action firing modes. This feature made it versatile for both military/law enforcement use and situations where less-lethal ammunition (like rubber bullets) might be used, which typically don't cycle semi-automatic actions reliably.
by shaodwoz June 21, 2025
Get the Spazmug. Whilst trying for the perfect tee shot, an outbreak of Spaz Finger meant the ball did not land as expected
by Dredded Joe August 23, 2017
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