A coonass shower is showering with a hose outside. It is not required to be naked, but it is recommended.
Beth and Tiffany had to work in their backyard mine for a day, and they were so dirty they had to take a coonass shower to even enter their house.
by Xyerohour July 7, 2012
Get the Coonass Showermug. Ben: ‘ooo did you just have a special shower?’
Amrit: ‘what no!’ She states after having an hour long shower while wearing clothes
Amrit: ‘what no!’ She states after having an hour long shower while wearing clothes
by Ben_the_cat_guy May 19, 2020
Get the Special showermug. In a situation where one person (sasser) is sassing two or more people (recievers of sass) who are more powerful than him,the recievers of sass will take the sasser outside strip him of shirt and pants, spray him down with a hose, and drag him through dirt and grass.
Nate: I am hungry.
Mike: Me too.
Colby(sasser):Fuck you guys, get out my house.
Nate looks at Mike as Mike looks at Nate and in unison they say: Sassy Shower
Mike: Me too.
Colby(sasser):Fuck you guys, get out my house.
Nate looks at Mike as Mike looks at Nate and in unison they say: Sassy Shower
by Dumper07 April 1, 2009
Get the Sassy Showermug. While urinating into a lavatory, the main stream is entering as normal, but a shower like spray diverts and causes particulates of urine to land on the toilet seat. This is usually followed by a rapid wiping of the seat with toilet roll, often masked by the flushing of the toilet itself.
by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007
Get the Shower Effectmug. When a Chaldean person dumps an entire bottle of Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica, or Polo cologne on themself before going out, so as to not have to shower on a daily basis.
by Phil Accio February 20, 2009
Get the Chaldean Showermug. An incredibly stupid phrase meaning 'brainstorm' which no-one uses and very few people have even heard of.
The word 'brainstorm' was not banned from UK schools you idiots. It was deemed offensive to epileptics by ONE local council who opted not to use it in their public discourse in favour of the term 'thought shower'. This was ridiculed by everyone everywhere, including epileptics, for being so stupid that even the Flat Earth Society and the Super Sweet 16 fanclub pointed and laughed.
The phrase, while rarely used, is still highly reactive to the point where it reduces the IQ of both speaker and listener whenever used.
The word 'brainstorm' was not banned from UK schools you idiots. It was deemed offensive to epileptics by ONE local council who opted not to use it in their public discourse in favour of the term 'thought shower'. This was ridiculed by everyone everywhere, including epileptics, for being so stupid that even the Flat Earth Society and the Super Sweet 16 fanclub pointed and laughed.
The phrase, while rarely used, is still highly reactive to the point where it reduces the IQ of both speaker and listener whenever used.
Politician: We'll be having a thought shower tomorrow.
Normal person: Damn, I think I just got dumber.
Normal person: Damn, I think I just got dumber.
by PulpFictional September 2, 2010
Get the thought showermug. A shower that takes place over an extended period of time. This longer shower is usually for the purpose of masturbation. Masturbation during a long shower is extremely convenient, because the person taking the long shower has lubricants ready, it is harder to be heard under the sound of the water, and the cleanup process practically takes care of itself.
by banefuck March 5, 2010
Get the Long Showermug.