Nutella poptart

When a man with diarrhea ejaculates in one side of toilet paper and wipes his rear with the other side and puts it in a refrigerator over night and feeds it to his partner

Y/n: Yo your girl looks hungry
Me: dont worry shes just fasting until i give her a nutella poptart

by Rhesus monkey January 12, 2026

Strawberry poptarting

When a man fists a woman who is on her period and rubs her period blood on the vagina to then proceed to take a bite of said pussy

Jackson Worrell was strawberry poptarting my pussy so bad I need surgery. I will never strawberry poptart again.

by Osama rizzladen March 17, 2025

A Poptart

someone with 17 divorces and a deep voice

He is such a Poptart

by Voltico October 5, 2023

Poptart

To be considered “slow” or “retarded”

“ Timothy your a poptart “

by CrizpyQ April 23, 2024

Poptart

When someone is retarded or very dumb

Hey Jackson a poptart. He got a zero on the test.

by High_poptart May 20, 2024

poptart

𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙖𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙥𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙩𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙧𝙮/𝙨𝙪𝙨 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮

𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤 𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙪𝙠𝙞𝙣 poptart

by 23𝙨𝙝𝙝𝙖𝙮𝙮𝙙𝙖𝙝𝙝13 July 14, 2022

Lemon PopTart

Albino man from ipswich

Lemon PopTart installed all the roof drains.

by PlumbLife July 19, 2022