The thicc johnny

when johnny's ass explodes because owen put a fucking explosive device in it

"Did you hear that owen pulled a thicc johnny?" The Thicc Johnny

by skxeptikz January 12, 2021

swamp johnnying

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.

I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!

by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017

Johnny-Jackmo

A person who will waste your time while you're trying to sell them something, and has no money whatsoever. First used by Terry Jones in 1992.

That mother fucker is a johnny-jackmo. He'll never buy a new car.

by XxP0wd3rxX November 04, 2011

rubber johnny

slang for a condom. see also johnny

oh s***, the rubber johnny split

by danomccabo January 04, 2004

Do It For Johnny

A phrase from the movie "The Outsiders". Arguably the best line in the entire universe. Applicable to any situation, but must be said with the proper accent.

"YA GOTTA DO IT FOR JOHNNY MAN!"
"Okay, I'll do it, but only for Johnny."
"Please just do it. For Johnny."

by chillocity November 05, 2011

Johnny Carson

Whiskey with an Alka-Seltzer in it.

I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.

by Roth Vantage October 21, 2017

johnny orlando

Johnny orlando is the most precious bean. he’s one of a kind and so talented. he’s so kind and genuine. he’s not trying to be someone he’s not and his music is the best... although we’re still waiting for that summer banger! he deserves all the fans he has and he truly cares about each and every one of them. johnny deserves the world

fans: “RELEASE FOREIGN LOVE”
fans: “when’s the summer banger coming?”
johnny orlando: SoOn

by johnny’s wife August 27, 2019