Chat Blocker

A person who comments on a status update or anything else similar to that and ruins a good conversation between two people.

Mark: "So i was totally flirting and gaming up Alicia over on her status update."

Carlos: "Oh rlly? What happened?"

Mark: "It was all going good i was totally making an impression and about 25 comments in this douche posted a comment and just ruined it. She stopped replying after that."

Carlos: "Wow what a Chat Blocker!"

by Wanterito April 16, 2011

Cock Blocker

A male chastity device

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Cock blocker

1. A guy who decides to get in the way of his best friends relationship with another girl that he's also intresed in.

Boy to girl he's dating: Wow emil is such a cock blocker! He would not leave us alone!!!

by Hippo lander March 23, 2009

CALL BLOCKER

Someone who intercepts phone calls.

Hi, this is Ash can I speak to Lopez?
No, Lopez cannot be bothered right now. Can I take a message.

by WINTHORPE May 13, 2005

dan blocker

an ex boyrfiend or brother of a girl who prevents another man from seeing her. the name was coined from the TV star Dan Blocker who acted on Bonanza, a western series, its a pupular term used on some caribbean islands especially Trinidad

harry behaving like Dan Blocker, he told his sister that i was jailed for child molestation and i should'nt see her

by anthony boodan junior August 25, 2008

Hater Blockers

Pseudonym for a pair of large-lensed wrap-around sunglasses, esp. when worn at night or at a club.

Jermaine: "Oh snap! You see those cracker-ass, snaggle-toof, stank breff wangstas givin' you the crook-eye?"
Antowaine: "Jermaine, did I forget my hater blockers in the wip?"
Jermaine: "Hells no, pimp... u got 'em on."
Antowaine: "Then you know I can't see those hatin' dollar-store punks over there."
Jermaine: "Should we give 'em the shiv anyway?"
Antowaine: "Let's do this shit."

by Dr. Titty Jiggle September 8, 2008

taco blocker

someone or something that prevents the getting of pussy aka the taco.

God that kid Sams whiney attitude is such a taco blocker, he will probably die a virgin

by Joseph Diner August 5, 2007