february 8th

thick boi day where thick bois were born in to the world

wow hes probably born of february 8th

february 8th by kolbyisugly September 9, 2020

October 8th 

National fuck your girlfriend day

October 8th

National fuck your girlfriend day

you get to fuck your significant other then take her out to eat :)

October 8th by imafag:) April 15, 2021

January 8th 

People born in January 8th are shy people at first but the more you get to know them the more joyful and fun to be around, they probably had a troubled childhood but they try their best to leave it in the past, people born on this date are usually the best person you’ll meet, but get on their bad side and they’ll hold a grudge.

Person 1: hey they’re born on January 8th!
Person 2: omg let’s be their friend!

January 8th by Anonymousdefintions November 23, 2021

july 8th 2022 

the day howie mandel posted his friend's prolapsed asshole onto tik tok

do not look up what howie mandel posted on july 8th 2022 im not kidding please dont i know you curious stay curious i cannot stress this enough please listen to me

july 8th 2022 by yeetyboi230 July 9, 2022

June 8th

The day where you let jordi eat your butt. So when it’s June 8th you have to let anyone named Jordi eat ya butt no questions asked.

Yo it’s June 8th so it’s national let Jordi eat your butt day let’s goooo!

June 8th by Kaneki_101 September 11, 2020

January 8th 

National kiss your girlfriend day

It happens a few times this year but boys go kiss ur girl

Boyfriend: kisses girlfriend

Girlfriend: what was that for
Boyfriend: it’s January 8th

January 8th by Yuhhh69 January 1, 2021

April 8th 

He’s got a nice ass booty and looks like Jesus. He smacked someone’s cheeks before but it was only a dream. Anybody born in may 29th envy’s this person in great ways and many ways. This person is very hot and sexy. You gotta love him.

Omg do you see him!? He’s gotta be born in April 8th.

April 8th by XxBigCockDaddyxX October 21, 2019