February 2nd

National Slap Your Best Friend Day!

Josh: *slaps maria*
Maria: "Whats your problem"
Josh: "Today is February 2nd"

Maria: "and?"
Josh: "Its national slap your best friend day"

by KAWAII PANDA <3 February 1, 2022

November 2nd

National Fuck You Day

November 2nd is my favorite day. Just go up to someone and say fuck you. They’ll thank you with a beating 😉

by Ohhhyeahhh42 November 1, 2019

January 2nd

National Show Me Your Tits Day

Where girls have to show you their tits when asked

Hey Bro Imma get the hot girl to show me her tits because its January 2nd (National Show Me Your Tits Day)

by 𝒞𝑜𝓈𝓂𝒾𝒸 January 1, 2022

February 2nd

National kiss your girlfriend day 🥰

“Hey babe it’s February 2nd”
“Oh yea!”
*kisses*

by SexyMilk February 1, 2022

November 2nd

When everybody doesn’t go to school and stays home.

Person: Thank god it’s November 2nd, I don’t have to go to school

by Dixie Enormous October 28, 2019

May 2nd

National let your best friend suck your boobs when you're walking home day

Hey can I suck you boobies?
Why?
It's May 2nd.

by I eat balls toilet paper May 1, 2022

December 2nd

Skip school day is declaird December 2nd

Friend: December 2nd today time to go to school...
FRIEND:OH WAIT IT IS DECEMBER 2ND TODAY!

by December 2nd October 30, 2019