Dan: Happy birthday! Here's your gift.
Tom: Great... Another $20 gift. That makes $100 of gift cards to Game Stop.
Tom: Great... Another $20 gift. That makes $100 of gift cards to Game Stop.
by halffried October 27, 2008
by PickieChickie January 07, 2016
The baddest, sexiest, hottest bitches are born on this day. They are cute, guys simp on them and everyone loves them! They are great at school and when they are older they will go on holiday with there BFF! ✨🥳
by Scientists 👩🔬 January 15, 2021
by GUNNEL_123 April 19, 2022
When blacks chimp out, you get a far deadlier pestilence than covid-19. It causes billions of dollars in public damage, and there is a high rate of you getting beaten within an inch of your life if you encounter coonvid-20. Also this virus can infect your local footlockers and other footwear stores and will cause all your merchandise to disappear.
Damn, I thought covid-19 was bad and all, but when I encountered coonvid-20, I knew I was dealing with some serious shit! My uncle’s bar got burnt to the ground because of it!
by The niggler June 01, 2020
"Look, Jen, our bill is $30, We'll leave $7."
Jen: "OK, Shell, ya know, better yet, let's leave $10, they did wait on us hand and foot. And there's 6 bartenders, they all have to divide this money."
Shell: "you're right, service people work SO hard."
Jen: "thank god we're 20%ers and not cheap basterds."
Jen: "OK, Shell, ya know, better yet, let's leave $10, they did wait on us hand and foot. And there's 6 bartenders, they all have to divide this money."
Shell: "you're right, service people work SO hard."
Jen: "thank god we're 20%ers and not cheap basterds."
by Mychelle December 14, 2006
Boy: *remembers it’s January 20th*
Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie
Gf: but there’s nothing good
Boy: that doesn’t matter
Gf:ok
Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie
Gf: but there’s nothing good
Boy: that doesn’t matter
Gf:ok
by Yourlocaldogeater January 19, 2020