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business major

Someone who ought to not be attending college. These people are generally completely clueless as to what they want to do with themselves but are too stupid to study a real subject and so major in business thinking that it will somehow lead to money. Sadly what these sad individuals tend to not realize is that they're a dime a dozen and should be counting their blessings if they manage to get a job that doesn't involve the phrase "would you like fries with that?"
"That guy we just passed had business major written all over him."

"A real loser huh?"
by Made Fiend August 20, 2007
mugGet the business majormug.

bum business

Doing someone up the bum so hard that they can't stand afterwards from the shock of the bum business
I did the bum business so hard last night she face planted the floor afterwards
by Smurf&ducky July 31, 2017
mugGet the bum businessmug.

business as usual

An ongoing and unchanging state of affairs despite catastrophies and turmoils.
After they rose from the dead, Chris accidentaly released the container with fresh zombies into the drive-in theater. Apart from this, Embry and Jacob stayed watching anime, it's business as usual.
by AngeloValentino March 6, 2019
mugGet the business as usualmug.

im busy

“Im busy” while laughing
The most un-genuine “im busy”
He basically said “fuck you” to me
So I now I see how it is
by CodyMetal July 21, 2021
mugGet the im busymug.

Busy bee

A person who's constantly up to something, wether it be talking shit, doing laundry, running in the neighborhood, visiting family, working overtime, mowing the lawn, talking to strangers like they are family, they are the type of people to say "howdy"
My neighbor is such a fucking busy bee, I get woken up at like 5am to him mowing his fucking lawn.
by SmithJacks September 15, 2020
mugGet the Busy beemug.

Business Wanker

Low tier management, climbing the corporate ladder but just above peon and thinks they're the shit. Dresses in brand head to toe but drives a people carrier. Plays sport with other business wankers. Probably got a wankery name like Rory, Gavin or Gary
Gav is off to play golf with his fellow business wanker friends.
by Aimybot September 17, 2016
mugGet the Business Wankermug.

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