hoot

Life's great

Life's a hoot! I just won the lotto!

by thehasherslasher May 28, 2017

Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

You’re so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!

by C Swift September 14, 2020

Hoots

Hoots is a shortened version of sweetheart. Easier to say and pretty cute.

Hi hoots. You are such a hoots. My lovely hoots.

by figgyfiggymoomoo November 15, 2018

woot hoot

woot hoot, a slutty rude girl, stronger word then cunt

Bianca: I know right, Sophia is such a woot hoot

by ash the e boy March 31, 2019

hoot bagel

1.) used to describe a person who is not chill, very unattractive, and will most likely kill your vibe at any party.

2.) a bagel of hoot.

yeah bro im gonna call an uber and bounce, this party is full of hoot bagels.

by nochillbill September 24, 2016

It’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour

Noun: originating in the French Alps to describe the annual knickerbocker of pro-am British cycling teams.

Could you tie a green ribbon?
Yes. I’ve been on it’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour.

by Thinos February 9, 2025

Solar Hoots

Using a magnifying glass, via the sun, to heat up your pot while it's in a bowl. When it starts smoking, start inhaling. Doesn't leave the butane taste in your mouth.

That hippy was so anti-establishment he only did solar hoots.

by sums420 May 22, 2009