bitch tax

Bitch tax is what you pay after breaking up with someone. It refers to the value of whatever personal effects of yours they had and now will not return.

John: She has my favorite shirt, three of my CDs, and my dog, and she's refusing to give them back now that we've broken up.
Adam: That's a tough bitch tax to pay, man.

Sally: I left my shampoo, makeup, and underwear at his place. Should I call him to try to get it back?
Jane: Just pay the bitch tax and move on.

Tom: Amanda stopped by to return my apartment key, autographed baseball, and the $30 she owed me.
Kristen: Wow, you didn't have to pay any bitch tax? Nice breakup!

by outofspite September 27, 2013

Twat Tax

When you working behind the bar and a customer is being a right twat so you apply the twat tax

Customer: Oi bartender, I've been waiting forever, pour me a double vodka coke

Bartender: *Applies the twat tax and discreetly pours single vodka coke and charges for a double*

by Honest Bar Manager December 16, 2019

Adrian tax

When a great goal must be taken away due to Adrian San Miguel being in goal

“What a goal and they lead, never mind Adrian tax means it’s still 0-0”

by Youioepr December 8, 2020

tax break

Promises made by politicians, empty if directed to poor people.

politician: "I will give a huge tax break to the the middle class."

middle class: "I will shit out a coconut cream pie shaped like elvis"

by captain vinland February 21, 2009

Fap Tax

An offering voluntarily paid to a content creator after a good fap that resulted from free content.

*Faps* Wow, Betty just put on an amazing free live show, and I feel obligated to pay the fap tax.

by Jake Fapper July 29, 2021

sex tax

What you pay to have sex without getting knocked up.

Shaquanda went to the pharmacist for her pill and paid $25 for her one month supply. She says, "Dammit, I oughta quit gettin' it on so I can avoid the sex tax!"

by G-Rizzle83 August 15, 2008

Pimp Tax

The extra money given to fellow pimps when payment to them is due as a sign of respect and allegiance. Commonly used in board games where money is involved.
Originated from the shire of Shrop by a skinny badman.

Whilst playing monoplay:
Pimp 1: "aww man, I just landed on mayfair"
Pimp 2: "don't forget to pay me pimp tax too"

A while later:
Faggot 1: "ahh shit, I'm broke"
Pimps : "ahahahaha, should of paid Pimp Tax Noob!"

by RiskyNanaMan December 19, 2010