Fuck

Sometimes used to talk about having sex

WHAT THE FUCK!?

THE FUCKING DOG ATE MY FUCKING SLIPPER AGAIN!!

by C & C<3. S & J<3 February 26, 2019

fucking library

Where fucking paintballers have quiet orgies.

I'm laughing so hard in the fucking library.

by TheStapler69 February 6, 2018

fucked outta commission

when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed

bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"

by diggymac March 1, 2018

if it fucked them in ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to describe the extent to which some entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.

EA wouldn't know good game design if it fucked them in ass and gave them AIDS

by 10xValue September 24, 2021

Fredikin the Fucking Tank

Fredikin the Fucking Tank is an old myth not said to be real but is stated to be the most powerful form of any living being in the universe. He is said to be powered off of pure rage. It was said to be birthed after the death of his hamster which fuelled his anger out of control creating Fredikin the Fucking Tank. It has been a long time since anyone has claimed any sightings of him but the prophecy says he will be unleashed one day when he is truly needed.

No because I'm Fredikin the Fucking Tank.

by Lore Tellers March 26, 2023

Bluetooth fuck

Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.

Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.

by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011

Fuck... Your... Kids

I can't say it enough.

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024