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Fucked if I know

A very Aussie way of saying "I dont know"
Person 1: Hey mate do you know what the time is?

Person: 2 Fucked if I know
by wogprince2001 July 11, 2025
mugGet the Fucked if I knowmug.

FUCK

acronym for Fornication Under Consent of the King
John fucked Shirley.

Shirley fucks.
by Al Love November 7, 2021
mugGet the FUCKmug.

Mach Fuck

Used to describe the absolutely ridiculous speed of something.

Often used in a joking manner in order to enhance the humor of a joke.

Most notably used to describe the speed of a well known manhole cover that a nuclear experiment launched into space.
An alien army got wrecked by a manhole cover traveling at mach fuck!

I love when someone hits me with a kraber while traveling at mach fuck.
by Kilominum June 21, 2025
mugGet the Mach Fuckmug.

Shut the fuck up

To make clear that talking is annoying.
person 1:

I do not give a shit i simp for pokimane and I'm a tier 3 sub fuck all those amateur's i wanna smell those pretty feet of yours pokimane you know when i was a little boy i used to slap girls ass when i was young and some of them liked it some of them didn't well guess what i wanna do that to pokimane and make her moan "daddy harder" but heh listen i have way more dirtier plans for pokimane heh i bought every single merchandise pokimane has you know i've come soo far don't mess it up you pussy's ok! I will continue to simp i will continue to slap girl's asses and i don't care if it's sexual assault i WILL DO IT. And i could do it to boys too heh well that's it you understand the whole reason why am writing this.

person 2: Shut the fuck up
by Lilnex March 16, 2022
mugGet the Shut the fuck upmug.

fuck tard

All you fuck tards looking up the word fuck tard
Your a fuck tard!
by Modern provider May 30, 2014
mugGet the fuck tardmug.

hit me in my fucking jaw

Nicholas and Tyree word tf 🚫🧢
Yo he talking shit tell him hit me in my fucking jaw.
by DontFuckingWorryBoutIt June 9, 2018
mugGet the hit me in my fucking jawmug.

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