I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

by botlybe August 1, 2024

Carpet fucked

The art of making a goliath dildo out of carpets and lubing it up with 32 packets of mayo for your own sexual needs

Yo man, i just got carpet fucked last night by my 32 year old carper

by commanderveinycok December 3, 2025

fuck

it is when someone is in deep shit

"jimmy did you revise for the math test?" said john
"we had one?" said jimmy
"fuck!" said jimmy

by yougongetit November 10, 2018

fuck-stick

Wash.D.C. vernacular for a woman with a loose caboose.

Joyce is a fuck-stick.

by Thunder Rama August 28, 2020

Fredo Frog looking Fuck

Someone obnoxiously ugly who is being rude to you

Person 1 - Woah watch we're you're walking you inconsiderate bloke
Person 2 - Shut up you fredo frog looking fuck I'll walk where I want

by flatbushzombie October 12, 2021

The fuck it does(n't)

A response to someone contradicting something that is true.

Also "The fuck it won't", "The fuck it could."

This washing machine doesn't wash dishes.
The fuck it does(n't)

by Quisker September 23, 2017

fuck

Fuck is a word

For example ~ You're fucked up right now

Guy 1 : so how's your life ?

Guy 2 : bro I'm fucked up

by Unknown~~ November 24, 2021