Red Sox suck

The most true thing in the world

Im a Red Sox fan but still, as we all know, Red Sox suck

by Elonnole April 25, 2021

Go Suck an Ass

Go Suck an Ass: similar to the phrase "go suck a dick," but worse. When you tell someone to "go suck an ass" It is THE WORST way you can yell at a tool who is pissing you off.

Julia G

He pissed me off, I told him to go suck an ass!

Boy: Send me a nude - Girl: Go suck an ass!

by Go Suck an Ass November 10, 2017

Suck my fart

To place one's lips around a brown round and inhale the flagellation into your lungs.

I want big Laquinta to place her mouth upon my asshole and begin to suck my fart.

by New guy October 28, 2019

Double Ham Suck

When two women 69 and suck each other's ham.

I would pay money to see Kate and Jenny in a double ham suck.

by Dickers.0 February 18, 2015

Long titty suck

The act of suckling on titties for a long period of time. Typically 15 mins. However, certain circumstances allow for up to 30mins.

Bob went to the nudie bar and gave a long titty suck to an exotic dancer. But because of his outward appearance and charm, he was allowed an additional 15mins at no additional charge, totaling only $130 in cost!

by Defectedambassadors February 18, 2017

dick sucking problem

A girl who is so promiscuous that it's getting her into trouble.

jenna has a dick sucking problem

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

Dick sucking knees

A girls knees after giving a blowjob on the floor, left with marks and bruises

Did you see Kaila’s dick sucking knees after her birthday?

by Suwoooop August 19, 2018