mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise

The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####

by Kraut kicker January 4, 2023

Mud Cricket

Tammy T From the. D.M.I

That mud cricket is smashing all the dope men.

by Richard (Dick) Fitzwell June 9, 2022

Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024

mud slide

if your girlfriend shits allover you when your eating your ass

my girlfriend had a mud slide on me last night

by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019

Mud crust

The dry mud on a swamp donkey when it goes home

Look at the swamp donkey leaving a trail of her mud crust everywhere

by anonymous April 20, 2023

Louisiana mud

The viscous secretion from an unclean greasy butthole.

I pulled out of chad and my dick was covered in his Louisiana mud.

by TheJuddy March 23, 2017

Mud Gripping

The act of shitting into your palms and pressing them together so that each hand is evenly coated, upon frosting thy palms you then proceed to aggressively masturbate to orgasm while breathing only through your nose.

Had to take scissor lift past a window at work last night and saw a Tranny in there cranking hog with shit covered mitts! I actually witnessed someone MUD GRIPPING in the wild!

by SkumKrank August 27, 2025