Proximity Hotness

Definition: A person who is regarded as 'hot' only because they are close by or seen everyday.

Examples:

ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"

" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."

ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"

" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...

Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.

Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.

by oakvilleBIGL October 30, 2011

Hot Jazz

fresh male ejaculate

(while having intercourse)
Man:"Kkeep going I'm almost there..."
Sexual Partner: "Give me your Hot Jazz."

by Ace Quarterman June 13, 2018

Combine Hot

(adj.) Visually appealing, but not drop dead gorgeous. You wouldn't be embarrassed to be seen out in public with someone who's Combine Hot, but you also wouldn't brag about 'em.

"We don't want super hot girls, because they don't work hard enough. Give us some good ol' Combine Hot to make it through service, brah."

by Carmike July 30, 2015

Hot Desking

Hot desking is an sexual organization system which involves multiple workers using a single physical worker as station or surface during different time periods. Can be Houdini, Slime Share time share, Wife Swap, Train, Gang Bang, or Bukake. We dont kink shame.

Oh Damn Bobs Wife is slidin in your dm's too!!!. That ho be hot desking all around.

by Moxification June 17, 2021

hot topic

gay ass dykes go here and probably have some meth, weed, crack, you name it. they probably try to act all "edgy" and "depressed" to seem all emo, when in reality they are soft as my cock. they are also probably only gay for the trend.

person 1-lets go to hot topic guys *crys*
person 2- oh so you're a emo dyke now? nice

by hehehe_idontlikekiwi April 5, 2022

hot stoned

When someone is throwing up so hard, they poop a little rabbit turd and they pick it up and throw It at you.

My bestie was refusing to hold my hair back so I hot stoned her ass.

by Steffoni April 22, 2020

Hot Gotham

A Hot Gothum is the act of spreading shit on ones face, in the shape of batmans mask. One cannot complete a Hot Gotham without screaming "IM BATMAN", during or after being Hot Gothamed.

"IM BATMAN", thanks for the Hot Gotham man.

by Eaglesfan.ctr February 24, 2015