Team Joe

A person who ascribes to the political belie that what they believe to be true is also common sense and therefore good public policy. This person will generally show great confusion when others disagree with them. Objectively their opinions would be widely regarded as conservative yet they themselves claim they are centre left.

My uncle mentioned he was on Team Joe he says he feels sorry for poor people but doesn't know what more can be done for them

by Joe Hilderbrand September 7, 2020

Dream Team

When a team in any sport consists of players high above the rest of the competition
eg. 1992 Men's Basketball Team,2009 Barcelona

Josh: Yo we made a fucking Dream Team

David: Yeah bro these mfs are about to get destroyed

by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023

team luck

When you get to be on the same team as your friend or someone who is really good at the game

Joe was so happy because he got to be on the same team as his friend amogsus. Joe has got team luck

by Rayman999 October 19, 2021

Team Lithics

The team of analysts that unlock the mysteries hidden in ancient stone artifacts. Team Lithics is world renound in the archaeological community for a most comprehensive analysis of any and all stone artifacts. Team Lithics has also been known to hire themselves out as an elite strike force during times of urban warfare. They also pride themselves on their "zombie readiness" and claim to have destroyed several waves of the undead already.

Team Lithics saved the day again by rescuing the presidents daughter from the relentless attacks of evil dead zombies. The amazing thing about this rescue is that Team Lithics only used weapons fashioned from obsidian that they made on the way to the mission. Needless to say, the zombies went down hard core. Bitch.

by paleoindian May 9, 2006

Dikrosoft Teams

Any multiple number of lesbians pleasuring themselves over a group video call.

"Loving the nine-inch knobbly Nigel, Tina. It's a great addition to Dikrosoft Teams. Is your audio working OK?"

by Phil Cleaver May 10, 2023

Team Train

Five hot girls from South Portland Maine who were named the train on purposes of being the life of the party. The girls always down to party and the girls who always came before the rest. Named the train because they were all good looking and everyone wanted to dawg them..even though they couldn't!

"The Train is coming to rage!"
"Choo-Choo"
"TEAM TRAIN HOLLER"
"No group of girls can out drink the train!"
"There is a senior class now that is trying to be just like the train but it will never happen."

by sopodictionary March 5, 2009

Bennett's Adventure Team

A popular game character's adventure team, usually very close and can be used to describe close friendships of 4 people.

Bennett is a character from Genshin Impact who has a history of bad luck and short friendships.

"My Bennett's Adventure Team has Bennett, Chongyun, Venti, and Xiangling!"
"Cool, mine has Fischl, Razor, Amber, and Zhongli!"

by stinky tobi May 6, 2021