right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.

Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

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《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

The Right Idea

A right wing paramillitary organisation Commanded by genaral in cheif rohit and second in command aditya . Their forces are in practise controlled by known terrorist and blackie hunter Andre. The Right idea hell bent on reinstating the patreiarchy and removing the metal illness out of "Fruitys". More on aditya hes known for being behind such things as the fake sucide of bin laden and adolf hitler respectivly and it has been suggested he was behind 9\11. Rohit is known for staging a number of incidents off the pakistani border and is blamed for the genocide of islamabad. Andre is known for the murder of a number of canadian cidacins who put pinapple on their pizzas and has invented a number of torturing methods such as death by cinderblock drowning, pinapple pizza smothering and of course shoving a plate of caltzoni up ur victims ass sidways, He is also a famous terrorist and after bin laden faked his death andre offered shelter to osama, he has been plotting osama bin ladins return since his "death". They met together to form their organisation after 9\11 and they met thanks to all their connections to bin laden.

The right idea tortures people.

by 45678909872 December 6, 2023

Woodchipper Rights Activist

A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"

"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"

by Wypipo whisperer September 16, 2020

make it RIGHT

what you keep saying all day after listening to Recovery by JB :)

Person 1: hey do you know where is my
Person 2: MAKE IT RIGHT!!
Person 1: hey I'm talking
Person 2: IT'S TIME TO DO YA RIGHT!

by srsly,LOL September 17, 2017

Human Rights

you don’t have these if ur name isn’t max

person 1: “hey-“
person 2: “is ur name max?”
person 1: “no”
person 2: “then shut up challenge, when the government said ‘human rights’, they never meant you. #SILENCEUNMAXVOICES”

by lilispad June 15, 2021

right now and forever

used to explain an ever-lasting love

Aina will wait for Ilham right now and forever <3

by baju kurung March 13, 2023