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retardant 

The name given to people who call people retards who don't deserve it which doesn't make sense as retard is an infinitive of a verb that means "to hinder".
person A: "you are a retard"
person B: "retard is a verb, what i think you mean is retardant, which is used to describe people like you, people who can be a frequent hindrance"
retardant by multiple usernames October 29, 2021
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A retardo da is a weird little kid this breed is mainly found in a America and often gets bullied and more time they have some sort of learning difficulties
Lol He got locked in the basement by the pe teacher what a retardo
Retardo by Dilzzzz February 22, 2022

fuckin retarded syndrome 

When one is so retarded that they are put on the spectrum. They usually look a lil bit munted/ very much potatoed.
Hey you! You have fuckin retarded syndrome! You munted idiot!

Coastal Retards

Stereotypical coastal residents, mostly Californians, that think where they live is the best. They trash on and stereotype other regions of the US, particularly the Midwest.
Coastal Resident: "I hate the Midwest, it's so boring and flat and there's nothing to do!"

Intelligent human: "Perhaps actually go to those places and get off the interstate instead of trashing on a place Hollywood told you is horrible?"

Coastal Resident: "Fuck off, flatlander!"

Intelligent Human: "Sorry for offending you. I know you Coastal Retards are too used to excitement to come to you instead of you actually trying to look for it."

Digital Retardation 

The process by which Google Drive is too stupid to realize that someone who uploaded a video is the owner of that video file, thus prompting them to share the file with themselves before they have access to download their own video.
Man, I can't believe I'm seeing such Digital Retardation in today's society. I just wanted to download my video!

Spiritually Retarded 

Homo Retardus 

Biologically, humans run off the binary of male and female, so biologically people who identify as neither or anything else are saying that they're not human. Therefore, they are a sub-species under the homo genome (similar to how us humans are Homo Sapiens).
John: "Those people who say they're not male or female are not human by their own definition, they are what are now being called Homo Retardus."