Red Neck

If You can read this you are probably not a Red Neck. If you have a computer you are probably not a Red Neck. The strongest supporters of "ignorance is bliss". Usually loves Nascar and John Deer.

you are not an example of a Red Neck.

by Hamiltore October 30, 2010

Red Pen

When you you give your female teacher oral sex while she is one her period

Johnny wanted a good mark on his SAT's so he licked ms. Lindsay's Red Pen

by z0mnb1e assas1n4 May 26, 2014

Red velvet

When a ginger girl gives you a blowjob and you blow your load in her hair causing a combination of semen and red hair similar to a red velvet cake.

I gave this ginger chick a great red velvet last night when I was getting some awesome domeage and blew my load all in her hair.

by Bigburrmonster May 9, 2013

red herring

technique used by politicians, often conservatives, to distract voters' attention away from real and true issues that need immediate address.

Reporter: "President Bush, we have had more casualties in Iraq this month than in any other month."

President Bush: "Casualties, man gay people want to get married!"

Commentator: "Wow, did you see that red herring Bush just threw out there? Amazing stuff folks!"

by sickmaker April 12, 2008

red rug

The menstruating splatter matted into a hairy woman's thick pubic mat because she forgot to buy tampons.

Martina got a heavy flow this month. She was sporting a nasty red rug in the locker room. Someone hose down that bitch's vag dreads.

by Vincinerator January 26, 2010

Red Bull

A drink that does nothing the commercials say.

Red Bull (doesn't) give you wiiiings!

by Intelligence001 July 18, 2016

Red Sombrero

A Red Sombrero is when a someone has sunflower seeds in their mouth and proceeds to give another person a blowjob; cutting their dick.

Alejandro gave Patrick a Red Sombrero that causing him to scream in pain.

by Ooof321 May 31, 2018