the Maryland mud slide

when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide

she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide

by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020

mud

A mud teen who dislikes cheese and is virility

look at that mud wearing black sunglasses and khaki dickies

by rcastfrr July 14, 2022

Illini Mud Twister

Get yourself a fine shyt from Red Lion. Assume a reclined position. The fine shyt must bounce on it crazy style. When ready and adequately loosened up, she must assume a fetal position while remaining on the schlong. Then you must spin her like a top while she chants I-L-L and you respond I-N-I.

Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.

Christina: "What did you get up to last night? You never came home?"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

Mud-Fucker

See back in the day, somebody fucked mud and turned black. That's about it.

What the fuck are you doing you Mud-Fucker.

by Goat-Lord January 12, 2019

mud daubing

The act of rubbing your penis between a person's butt checks bumping against their anus while never actually penetrating it and finishing by ejaculating onto their butthole.

I enjoy mud daubing my girlfriend knowing she is walking around with some of me between her cheeks.

by Tonto Rodriguez January 27, 2016

Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.

'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'

by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012

Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.

This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.

by Old drunk. June 25, 2021