A douche who thinks that it's okay to run around collecting girl's virginities; a man whore; one who just wants to "get it in"
by Kiesha Mendez October 13, 2011
Get the Colton Mayes mug.1. The sexiest pornstar to ever live besides Jenna Jameson. has the tightest twat that anyone has ever imagined and a damn nice face to go along with it.
2. The typical image a man gets when they are into tight little 18 year olds trying to get it up. Ofter referred to as Tanner Mayonnaise by the porn lovers. she jokes around with porn and enjoys porn, not like other girls that just do it for money. She would be an cool chick to hang out with. Not of huge tit descent but her twat stays as tight a a pre-schooler.
Porn fanatic #1: Dude have you checked out tanner maye's new flick?
Porn fanatic #2: Yeah dude shes a gorgeous human.
Porn fanatic #1: Yeah, I still can't manage to believe that her pussy stays so tight after all those enormous cocks have rammed their her through her small little twat.
Porn fanatic #2: Welll, as we all know, all people who have sex too much will eventually develop loose genetalia with time, but for the mean time lets enjoy seeing her get fucked sideways, upside down, and all which ways before her sense of feeling goes away down there.
Porn Fanatic #1: Dude your right, but according to my statistics, if she's made over 3,000 films including 500 DVD's and is not loose by now, She is never bound to go loose!
Porn Fanatic #2: Oh trust me Bro, she will get loose, she WILL get loose. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Pssst!....ill make sure of that Muahahahahahahaha!!!
2. The typical image a man gets when they are into tight little 18 year olds trying to get it up. Ofter referred to as Tanner Mayonnaise by the porn lovers. she jokes around with porn and enjoys porn, not like other girls that just do it for money. She would be an cool chick to hang out with. Not of huge tit descent but her twat stays as tight a a pre-schooler.
Porn fanatic #1: Dude have you checked out tanner maye's new flick?
Porn fanatic #2: Yeah dude shes a gorgeous human.
Porn fanatic #1: Yeah, I still can't manage to believe that her pussy stays so tight after all those enormous cocks have rammed their her through her small little twat.
Porn fanatic #2: Welll, as we all know, all people who have sex too much will eventually develop loose genetalia with time, but for the mean time lets enjoy seeing her get fucked sideways, upside down, and all which ways before her sense of feeling goes away down there.
Porn Fanatic #1: Dude your right, but according to my statistics, if she's made over 3,000 films including 500 DVD's and is not loose by now, She is never bound to go loose!
Porn Fanatic #2: Oh trust me Bro, she will get loose, she WILL get loose. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Pssst!....ill make sure of that Muahahahahahahaha!!!
by the one kardashian January 11, 2010
Get the Tanner Mayes mug.Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."
Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.
Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.
by Dr.Write March 25, 2020
Get the When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you. mug.When you are fucking your girl and you pull out, spraying a couple nice ropes on her tits and neck, you both think you're done, but you get a couple more nice shots. An odd to the dearly departed Billy Mayes: "But, wait, there's more!"
Also known as the Billy Mayonnaise in some circles.
Also known as the Billy Mayonnaise in some circles.
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Get the Billy Mayes mug.Harry mayes is the epitomy of stupid, they are often the nickname given to an annoying homosexual who uses his homosexuality as an excuse to accuse anyone of being homophobic because of any insult he has been given.
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Get the Grant Mayes mug.a really cool dude that loves potatos and cheese and is a full on gamer, always a happy geeza. never fails to make peoplle laugh, as he always has a comback for everything...
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