Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015

Cocaine Shower

Replacing your conventional wash routine with doing as many lines of Cocaine needed to feel normal again after a big night out.

I’ve just had a cocaine shower and I feel great actually. What shall we do today?

by anonymous December 17, 2021

Shower Slushy

When men rub one out while in the shower, they make a "Shower Slushy".

Man, leave that fool be, he in there making a Shower Slushy!

by SLorentz611 January 29, 2021

Slut Shower

A shower one takes with attentions of getting dicked down and destroyed.

"I'm going to see my man tomorrow, I need to take a slut shower in preparation."

by Ani Vanto January 24, 2024

shower power

The ability to endure harsh weather conditions after taking a long hot shower. Esp. cold.

Mike: Damn! Where's your jacket? It's like 20 below out here!

Jim: No problems bro, I've got shower power.

Mike: Oh, I was wondering why your hair was frozen!

by CupricCow March 7, 2012

Shower Cheese

Cheese that is enjoyed in the shower.

Yum, I'm really enjoying this shower cheese.

by phi1g00d July 21, 2025

Shower Knees

It frequently is called degenerative joint disease, osteoarthrosis, or arthrosis deformans. but the real name for this horrible disease is called Shower Knees.

Mate i have a case of Hefty Shower knees.

by SaltySlippers101 November 1, 2018