Mud Bath

To shit in a bowl of hot water, then use the mixture to take a sponge bath.

Steve: Why do you smell so bad man?
Al: I took a nice hot Mud Bath this morning.

by LordKarnos November 12, 2019

Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.

Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.

by Pookie bear March 10, 2023

Mud chicken

Babe ur a mud chicken

You are a mud chicken made of mud

by Mud_chkn November 6, 2020

Mud Rocket

like the creampie, only some one ejaculates into the anus. The receiver then squeezes as if they were about to take a massive dump, ultimately shooting cum out their ass like a rocketship exiting atmosphere.

damn, Sally's mud rocket stained my ceiling

by mustilini December 19, 2018

mud assing

- (V.) the act of riding, or goofing around in the bed of truck while it is offroading

"Dude we went wheelin' out at the canyon, and Matt was mud assing in the back!"

by Dustin Ross June 3, 2007

Illini Mud Twister

Get yourself a fine shyt from Red Lion. Assume a reclined position. The fine shyt must bounce on it crazy style. When ready and adequately loosened up, she must assume a fetal position while remaining on the schlong. Then you must spin her like a top while she chants I-L-L and you respond I-N-I.

Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.

Christina: "What did you get up to last night? You never came home?"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

Mud Minnow

A little person who only has sex with black men.

"You have NO shot with Katy, you're too white. Katy is a mud minnow after all!"

by skunkys August 10, 2023