Horse Loose In A Hospital

A metaphor used by John Mulaney to describe Donald Trump during his presidential term period.

"This guy being the president, it's like there's a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything's gonna be okay, but I have no idea what's gonna happen next."
-John Mulaney

by ComedyArchives December 5, 2023

Of course on a horse

Used to express disbelief.

"I have severe depression"-Tej

"Of course on a horse"-Yusuf

by Tej belkabar March 14, 2019

Horse cock

When your arms are absolutely shredded asf

Lad look at these absolutely massive horse cocks

by Weaponlad July 27, 2022

Horse Juice

Another name for tequila due to a horses affinity for it.

"Last night I found a trail of horse juice leading back to the barn. that was an expensive bottle too!"

by greenwaterr August 16, 2022

One horse town

There's no such thing as a one horse town any more than there is such a thing as a one fish pond.

This town you're calling a one horse town and are claiming to be the one horse in isn't that at all dork, and that's coming from someone that unlike you is actually from the town originally. For those of us originally from the town, the fight against you, even if it's just me fighting, isn't about superiority or finding out who's better than who, it is about home for me as it is for them. Nobody but you cares about a stupid fucking battle for superiority which is why nobody wants you around.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

jerome horse

A horse who is black a slur used towards black monkeys

Charlie: He is really black he must be a jerome horse

Leo: Yeah i hate jerome horse people

by brenboi August 11, 2023

Piss Horse

An unpopular call and response phrase whereby the first party exclaims "Piss Horse!" and any other party begrudgingly replies "of course".

Person 1: "Piss Horse!"
Person 2: "Of Course"

by Phillip K. Eichner March 28, 2020